“Hullo! Why are you here?” I ask, shocked. I am in a mall, outside the trial room for ladies. The Owl is hiding behind a pile of garments, his eyes focussed on getting a peek into the women’s changing room.
“Ssh, quiet. Don’t ruin it for me,” he says.
“Ew, a Peeping Tom,” I accuse.
“It’s an old pastime of mine”, he says, hopping from the spot to follow me around.
“What is the thrill behind peeping into key holes?” I ask.
“Oh, stop this moral outrage of yours! There’s a voyeur in all of us”, he says, lingering at the women’s lingerie section.
“This is downright creepy”, I say.
“Myth has it that Nandi, the bull, was privy to the sacred sounds of lovemaking from the chamber of God Siva and his consort Parvati during their cosmic union, as he was their gatekeeper. Nandi is said to have conveyed the beauty of the original conjugal bliss to the world. He, was the original Peeping Tom”, says the Owl.
“Blasphemy!” I cry.
“There’s more to it than what is sensory. Vatsayayana was the first Indian voyeur. He is said to have frequented brothels and wandered around, peeping through windows and chamber doorways, to note the various activities within. He ended up with a seminal tome, the Kamasutra after all that voyeurism,” he says.
“Really?” I ask, halting by the ladies’ footwear section. An attendant measures my foot and slips on a red pointy heel.
“Wicked”, he says. I end up buying a brown pair of summer flats.
“In the past we didn’t have hidden cameras, phone cameras, CCTV. We knew only words to record the images our eyes saw and wrote about the images or drew pictures”, he explains.
“And, now?” I ask.
“We no longer see with our eyes unless it’s through the eyes of the camera. It’s a familiar sight around honeymoon destinations in India to spot newly married couples cavort on the greens to the sound track of local film music with a cameraman chasing them around the rose bush,” he says.
“Whatever for?” I ask.
“It’s a trend among some couples to record their ‘romance’ in the form of honeymoon videos for keepsake”, he says, shrugging. “Imagine the kind of video films they are recording of themselves inside their rooms”, he says, winking.
“Gauche”, I shudder.
“It’s what the times are all about. Technology is turning most of us into mini- filmmakers. Since the internet exploded we are never without any of these gizmos. We put up our photos on social networking sites and see ourselves through the eyes of others and their approval. Adolescent school kids want to record their first sexual acts…”
“…for the sheer thrill of it?” I finish, following him past the store and up the escalator.
“Also, for the vicarious pleasure of watching our acts played out in a micro film and other images. We are inundated by images, be they pictures in magazines, or moving images in films, video or internet”, he says, stopping outside a cinema.
“We are a generation that has stopped seeing truly with our eyes. Our pleasures explode only when we have a couple of photos of our latest holiday; mini videos of our children’s birthday parties uploaded on You Tube; record inane events like bumping into a celebrity or an event with our phone cameras.Mindless photographing is for those who don’t make the effort to remember ”, I rattle.
“These are fantastic inventions though. Disasters, events, people are all materials for archives as many of us record at the spur of the moment. We have turned into librarians of our lives by recording such images,” he says.
He buys a couple of tickets and leads me by the hand to the popcorn vendor.
“However, in popular and regular usage it’s used for personal pleasure and whim, for perverse blackmail and tools of revenge and popularity”, he says.
“I’ve begun to hate the TV just for this”, I say, glaring at a huge flat screen that is beaming pictures of a handsome Union Minister and his botoxed squeeze.
“Not for long. You’ll end up being a recluse if you keep away. Besides it is titillation to watch people collapse in unceremonious ways ”, he says.
“Whatever happened to the magic of the mind’s eye?” I ask.
“Yup, you never had a camera for the first kiss, the birthing of a child, the beauty of the first travel destination, the moments of laughter, the privacy of personal agony”, he says.
“But now you do. You can record all of it”, I say wearily. “What’s this film called?”
“LSD”, he says ushering me to our seats. “It’s violence and crude commodification of people that are the offshoots of these new age techno eyes and how we end up cheating ourselves by believing in the power of these images”, he says.
“Did you read the news about airport staff at a London airport ogling a colleague who had accidentally walked past the cameras for a whole body image?”I ask outraged. “I not going near an airport again”.
“There’s nowhere to run, honey. There’s an eye watching you”, he says with a low laugh. His round eyes turn bigger in the dark as he fixes his gaze on me, way too close for comfort. The film rolls.

Aah thanks for doing a personal request
Are you on facebook?
(This one’s for you, love. Nope, not on facebook)
So you watched LSD.
That note on Nandi was interesting. Hadn’t heard about it before.
Youtube and rapidshare is becoming a treasurehouse of honeymoon and “private videos”.
In maami’s words, kalikaalam
(Pleasure, hate, violence have all turned pornographic)
sorry!
*are becoming a treasurehouse
“”I mean on a recent trip to cool hill spots I watched newly married couples cavort on the greens to the sound track of local film music with a cameraman chasing them around the rosh bush,” he says. ”
Ew…really?
I was reading a book called Immortality by Milan Kundera. There’s one idea in the book that images define ideas, and after a point in time, the ideas are lost and he images are all that remain. Facebook/twitter/blogging is exactly that – projecting an image of the ‘we’ that we are for approval from the people around us. So much so that it’s almost a narcotic, LSD
(Narcotic. Well said)
I used to carry a camera around everywhere and take pictures of everything. I stopped, when one day, I realized I had seen an entire dance performance solely through the viewfinder.
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)The centre of most images is female-beautiful, and waiting to be exploited
(This is deep, coming from you
)“….his botoxed squeeze.” Whaaat? and there is no santa claus either?
And on the topic itself, I really wish my parents were into more photos – would have liked more pictures than just the couple I have.
But the effect the secret camera fever can have on pysche of slightly not stable person is scary.
(I those days the superstition went that photographing a person would bring down his life span!)
Maami, am a big fan of your blog..but mostly a lurker..
was waiting for an updated post to tell you how much i enjoy your writing…positive,beautiful,eloquent…almost liked reading a poem , and enjoyig the lull of the sea waves…
though i have never being to chennai, seeing chennai through your eyes…arrr..words, is a pleasure !
Keep up the great work
(Thank you for the kind words)
hehe…maami, never knew you liked to be ‘accosted’ to movies by voyeurs
Neways jokes apart…another gem! And Suchitra, if I amy comment, the key to enjoying a writer like Kundera is to accept at the outset that love has a plethora of dimensions and LSD is a mystery; but his characterization is sublime and they manage to etch themselves into your persona long after you have read them out..But a point well brought out by you in this case, nevertheless.
(Did you know that Immortality was the first book I bought with my first salary?
)Ah! Looks like I’m the only one who hasn’t watched this movie as yet. Heard a lot of ‘good’ things ( amazing that good things come out of this movie?)
As usual, very well expressed Maami
Been a long time. How are you doing? And hope the hand is fully healed now?
(Hey, what’s cooking?It’s been a long time. The hand is much better. Thanks)
Orwellian times I say !
(
)LSD.. waiting to watch it! hopefully i get to watch it soon…
bt interesting read!
Loved this blog..
keep writing!
(Keep watching)
What a blog. I just found it today and I am in love with it.
(Thanks)
What an unusual way to put down the whole voyeurism phenomenon Maami. This was an absolute pleasure to read!
(A pleasure to have you here too)
In the first segment, you know you’re being videographed. In the second segment, you’re aware of it, but you aren’t necessarily thinking about it all the time. In the third segment, you are unaware of this eye.
Logically, you should be most natural in the last segment and most fake in the first.
The disquieting thing is that people behave almost the same way in all three cases…
(You’re quite right, Mami)
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aha maami asathiteenga.
in today’s life what we are doesn’t seem to matter as much as how others view us. I think a lot of people would break down if there was no one looking at them and helping them live their lives.
You jeshtu hit off the nail on the head pongo!
(If only the mirror had two faces)
As the former CEO of Sun Micro said: “You have no privacy, get over it”. I am guessing the eye watching you is the eye of Google, perhaps? In this day and age all you need to know about a person can be gleaned from their browsing history. Thik ki na?
(Akdam thik)
Scary na? And I’m the kind of person who never carries a camera on a holiday- its either forgotten or not working!. Congrats on the blog being chosen on the Big Adda.
(When’s your next holiday, honey?)
Excellent blog… Keep on writing.
(Thanks)
super post at a super timing
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)Have not seen LSD, but reminds me of the MMS scandal. As far as privacy goes, even when you search on Google is being recorded by Google and requested, if needed, by authorities/law enforcement. I was amused that people record their honeymoon.. what a concept! All the hoopla with modern gadgets and recording personal life reminds me of my patti who would say, “Alpathuku Paushu Vanthathu na, Arda Rathri la Kodai Poodikum”!!!! Sometimes, being old fashioned makes a loooooot of sense…
(Paati was a sensible woman)
great post! btw, did u like the movie?
(Yes, I did)
Cool! Like how you explore voyeurism through a conversation, and keep it active by interspersing with movement from one point to the other. Watched the movie, reviewed it on my blog, but you’ve etched out the underlying philosophy behind the theme, well. Will continue to follow your blog.
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)This movie fell way above my expectations, and I’m glad about that
Really nice post maami! Loved the third last paragraph which described the movie in one sentence
(Cheers )